DAVID KILIMNICK: Israel's 'Father of Anglo Comedy' (JPost)... performing weekly in Jerusalem and representing Israeli funny around the world
David Kilimnick
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COMIC-In-RESIDENCE
Laugh YOUR WAY INTO TRADITION with SCHOLAR Rabbi David 
Bringing A taste Of Funny From Israel As The Comedian Puts on His Rabbi Hat & Comes Out to your Community for A Weekend of JEwish & Life In Israel

SPEECHES & SHOWS
YOU PICK THE ACTIVITIES, TOPICS & THEMES FOR YOUR WEEKEND OF TORAH FUNNY...CHOOSE UP TO 3 OF THESE FOR YOUR PROGRAM
SHOWS
THE JEWISH GAME SHOW DAVID BRINGS OUT HIS GAME SHOW HOST IN THIS UNIQUE PROGRAM & INVOLVES THE COMMUNITY AND YOUTH IN QUESTIONS AND PHYSICAL CHALLENGES ABOUT THE PARSHA, SHUL, JEWISH LAW & JEWISH LIFE. Great for Shabbis day at the shul.
STAND-UP SHOW Pick any of David's one-man shows, or topical stand-up acts about Jewish life, Israel, Family, Single life...
SONG PARODY MUSIC COMEDY SHOW David takes you to a night at the cafe with his meaningful songs of love and education.
BOOK SIGNING David presents his books about Jewish and/or Israel to your community for a new flavor of Jewish humor.
POEMS OF POETIC BRILLIANCE & LOVE FOR ISRAEL, JEWS, PEOPLE for a relaxed evening with people who think they are sophisticated with David's handbook.
COMMUNITY OPEN MIC CAN INCLUDE POETRY, SPOKEN WORD & DVAR TORAH OPEN MIC. DAVID WILL MC, BRINGING THE COMEDY CAFE/CLUB TO YOUR SHUL.
DAVID'S JEWISH ISRAEL EXPERIENCE SLIDESHOW David brings the home atmosphere with the slideshow comedy routine.


SPEECHES & SHIURIM (CLASSES)
Torah sources provided upon request along with humorous educational delivery
JUDAISM 101: PRACTICAL JEWISH & FRUM PRACTICE WITH RABBI DAVID with topics from holidays to Jewish lifecycle
Ask The Rabbi: Rabbi David takes your questions and gives his advice and comedic answers
Dancing @ Jewish Weddings: Must We Do These Dances?
Candy in Shul: Why We Must Give The Children Sweets
Cleaning For Pesach: Techniques & Getting Your Spouse to Help
Purim: How We Bring True Happiness On A Holiday
Yom HaAtzmaut & Barbeques: How To Connect with Israel and Celebrate Being Jewish with a Mangal
Should You Be Doing Shidduchim: Setting Up Single People Right
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How To Repent & Sin Correctly: Rambam's Laws of Teshuva
How To Answer a Heretic: Techniques
Kibbud Av vEim: Does This Mean My Parents Need to Live with Me? 
Jewish Summer Camp: How Much Should It Cost
Vacationing As A Jew: Keeping Kosher When Traveling
STAND-UP AS A RELIGIOUS JEW IN ISRAEL
ISRAEL: HOW DO I JUSTIFY NOT LIVING IN CHUTZ L'ARETZ
JEWISH MATERIAL IN A NOT JEWISH WORLD: COMPETING FOR FUNNIEST PERSON
STARTING JERUSALEM'S FIRST COMEDY CLUB
HUMOR IN RELIGIOUS PRACTICE
HUMOR IN ANTI-SEMITISM: JEWISH IDENTITY
HOMETOWN OR HOMELAND
SERMONS OF REBUKE stories of the community
SURVIVING AS A JEWISH SINGLE
ISRAEL EDUCATION: HOW TO MAKE IT IN THE JEWISH HOMELAND
ISRAEL'S POLITICAL CLIMATE: I STILL KNOW NOTHING
Q & A TIME: No need for the speech...you like asking the questions. Let's take it from there


QUOTES
David is one of the most gifted stand-up comedians I know. He can deliver a great bit on just about any topic, especially when it relates to the Jewish community and Jewish matters. The first time I heard David do a bit on navigating Shabbat kiddush as a young single man I just could not stop laughing. Go see his show, engage him for your event, or book your act at his place. He’s tremendous! R' Jacob Herber (Congregation Beth Israel Ner Tamid)
DAVID KILIMNICK WAS A HUGE HIT IN OUR COMMUNITY...ON SHABBAT MORNING, HE HAD EVERYONE IN THE SHUL ON THE FLOOR! IT WAS A SITE TO BEHOLD, SEEING OUR HOLY SANCTUARY TRANSFORMED INTO LAUGHS AND GIGGLES ALL REVOLVING AROUND THE KIDS AND THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF JUDAISM. R' SAUL (SHERITH ISRAEL- NASHVILLE, TN)

David Performs and Educates For All Ages 
Communities, College Campuses, Day Schools, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Simchas
050-875-5688 (from Diaspora 972-50-875-5688)
offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com

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Clips From TV.israelcomedy.Com

Performing at Jerusalem Off The Wall Comedy
David Kilimnick: Jerusalem's Comedian 
to perform for your: Private Event, Tour Group, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Sheva Brachot, Shabbat Oneg, Birthday Party, Engagement Party, Corporate Event, Anniversary in Israel
Community & Corporate Events, and Simchas in Diaspora  

contact: 050-875-5688       
(from Diaspora 972-50-875-5688)                                                        Click here for David's Instagram pictures of his Israel Experience 
offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com                                                        Show Your love and join David's Facebook Page By Clicking Here

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