DAVID KILIMNICK: Israel's 'Father of Anglo Comedy' (JPost)... performing weekly in Jerusalem and representing Israeli funny around the world
David Kilimnick
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David Kilimnick's poorly written poetry & badly played music

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For a sophisticated audience who loves rhymes and prose.

​David Kilimnick is an accomplished poet and finalist at the Jerusalem Poetry Slam where he won a bobbing dog.


Poems about Aliyah & life in Israel: Please let me in, Why are you beeping, My 'Chad PaMi' Disposable Umbrella 

Poems of Love of My Religion: Lag B'Omer Burns, Do Not Hurt a Canadian Jew

Poems of a Man Who Loves Women: I Would Like My Book Back, Who Broke My Heart Odyssey, My Looks are a Curse

Poems I wrote in Third Grade: I Deserve an A, My Shmura Matzah, Ode: My First Chumash, Chocolate Milk in a Box

There is more & he is still writing the words of love. It is all hilarious and meaningful. You will cry with laughter!!! David takes a dramatic approach to this show.

DAVID PERFORMS AND EDUCATES FOR ALL AGES 
COMMUNITIES, COLLEGE CAMPUSES, DAY SCHOOLS, BAR/BAT MITZVAHS, SIMCHAS
050-875-5688 (FROM DIASPORA 972-50-875-5688)
[email protected]

Poetry from Israel- paperback- includes shipping and handling
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Performing at Jerusalem Off The Wall Comedy
David Kilimnick: Jerusalem's Comedian 
to perform for your: Private Event, Tour Group, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Sheva Brachot, Shabbat Oneg, Birthday Party, Engagement Party, Corporate Event, Anniversary in Israel
Community & Corporate Events, and Simchas in Diaspora  

contact: 050-875-5688       
(from Diaspora 972-50-875-5688)                                                        Click here for David's Instagram pictures of his Israel Experience 
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