Comedian Actor Writer Rabbi MC Event Host Radio Humorist
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Now Booking NuRsing Homes and ASSISTED Living CommunitiesDavid comes out to share laughs with the residents. Mixing classic jokes with his unique style of humor, David brings the people together. An hour of humor for the whole community.
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Bring David To Your Community for a REAL SHOW or a VIRTUAL SHOW on ZOOM
To spread Laughter & Tradition David Kilimnick puts on his rabbi hat and brings the funny rabbinical mind to your community, as he tours with his one of a kind rabbinical message and expresses his irreverence for what is wrong. Talking about the Jewish community's need to make synagogue more fun, Rabbi David will not allow for anymore off-tune singing in our houses of worship. SHOWS IN ISRAEL & AROUND THE GLOBE
Book David 'The Honest Rabbi' for Your Community BRING THE JEWISH ISRAEL COMEDY EXPERIENCE TO YOUR community, simcha, party, tour group, family, sheva brachot, corporate event, local club, festivals, colleges, schools, shuls, tours... Stand-Up Comedy Shows & MC Work for Events |
Comic-IN-Residence Traveling Rabbi Scholar
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SCHOLAR-IN-RESIDENCE Bringing Laughter
& Torah To Your Community Torah with funny. That is what David does when he delivers the Torah he loves. Bringing the Torah to life with his classes and outlook, David comes to your community to share Jewish thought. |
STAND-UP in English & Hebrew עברית
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דוד מביא צחוק בשפתו החדש והישן
למה? כי אנחנו גרים בארץ ישראל In English or in Hebrew, David brings the laughs. He will even learn Spanish or Russian for you. Passion and love for mankind goes beyond language, and so do laughs. בית, בית כנסת, מועדון, תיאטרון...זה אכפת אותו שתצחקו תחשבו ותהנו |
BOOKS
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FRUM LIFE: DICTIONARY OF JEWISH
THE NEW BOOK CLICK ON BOOK COVER TO THE LEFT & GET YOUR COPY David Gives you the real meaning of the Jewish words. Now you will be able to understand why Jews build Sukkahs and the real reason for a Bar Mitzvah boy to go up and read the Torah to have candies thrown at him. |
Podcasts, BLogs, Videos
David Produces Media Weekly For You
Articles On Aish's Jewlarious, Blogs, including Sermons of Rebuke... Videos... Podcasts: The Honest Rabbi & יהדות בכנות
JEWLARIOUS ARTICLES - SHARE THE LAUGHS HERE
CHECK OUT DAVID KILIMNICK'S LIVE RADIO SHOW - 'THE HONEST RABBI' & JOIN HIS FACEBOOK PAGE
Articles On Aish's Jewlarious, Blogs, including Sermons of Rebuke... Videos... Podcasts: The Honest Rabbi & יהדות בכנות
JEWLARIOUS ARTICLES - SHARE THE LAUGHS HERE
CHECK OUT DAVID KILIMNICK'S LIVE RADIO SHOW - 'THE HONEST RABBI' & JOIN HIS FACEBOOK PAGE
Click on Links Below for Some of David's Uniqueness
*David's One-Man Comedy Shows Aliyah, Life in Israel, Single & Family Life, Jewish Life, America, Rabbi Speaks, Music: Reunion Tour & More
*Schedule: Show's in Jerusalem at the Off The Wall Comedy Basement
*Books Aliyah Dictionary, Poetic Poetry Odes of Brilliant...
*Blogs Sermons of Rebuke, Frum Guide, Aliyah Manifesto, Letters of An Old & Single Man
*Videos: See David The Comedian & Actor Stand-up, Music, Youtube Series
*Articles About David & Written By David
*David's One-Man Comedy Shows Aliyah, Life in Israel, Single & Family Life, Jewish Life, America, Rabbi Speaks, Music: Reunion Tour & More
*Schedule: Show's in Jerusalem at the Off The Wall Comedy Basement
*Books Aliyah Dictionary, Poetic Poetry Odes of Brilliant...
*Blogs Sermons of Rebuke, Frum Guide, Aliyah Manifesto, Letters of An Old & Single Man
*Videos: See David The Comedian & Actor Stand-up, Music, Youtube Series
*Articles About David & Written By David
BOOK DAVID
Private Event, Tour Group in Israel, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Sheva Brachot, Shabbat Oneg, Birthday Party, Roasts, Engagement Party, Anniversary, Corporate Event, Simchas in Israel and Around the Globe...
and COME OUT TO SEE HIS SHOWS
Private Event, Tour Group in Israel, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Sheva Brachot, Shabbat Oneg, Birthday Party, Roasts, Engagement Party, Anniversary, Corporate Event, Simchas in Israel and Around the Globe...
and COME OUT TO SEE HIS SHOWS
Quotes
David is one of the most gifted stand-up comedians I know. He can deliver a great bit on just about any topic, especially when it relates to the Jewish community and Jewish matters. The first time I heard David do a bit on navigating Shabbat kiddush as a young single man I just could not stop laughing. Go see his show, engage him for your event, or book your act at his place. He’s tremendous! R' Jacob Herber (Congregation Beth Israel Ner Tamid)
David Kilimnick was a huge hit in our community...On Shabbat morning, he had everyone in the Shul on the floor! It was a site to behold, seeing our holy sanctuary transformed into laughs and giggles all revolving around the kids and their knowledge of Judaism. R' Saul (Sherith Israel- Nashville, TN)
A rising star in the name of Israeli Entertainment (Jerusalem Magazine)
I haven't laughed this Much in Seven Years. (Anonymous lady, but it was beautiful thought...she must have had a really bad seven years)
David is one of the most gifted stand-up comedians I know. He can deliver a great bit on just about any topic, especially when it relates to the Jewish community and Jewish matters. The first time I heard David do a bit on navigating Shabbat kiddush as a young single man I just could not stop laughing. Go see his show, engage him for your event, or book your act at his place. He’s tremendous! R' Jacob Herber (Congregation Beth Israel Ner Tamid)
David Kilimnick was a huge hit in our community...On Shabbat morning, he had everyone in the Shul on the floor! It was a site to behold, seeing our holy sanctuary transformed into laughs and giggles all revolving around the kids and their knowledge of Judaism. R' Saul (Sherith Israel- Nashville, TN)
A rising star in the name of Israeli Entertainment (Jerusalem Magazine)
I haven't laughed this Much in Seven Years. (Anonymous lady, but it was beautiful thought...she must have had a really bad seven years)
DAVID PERFORMS AND EDUCATES FOR ALL AGES
COMMUNITIES, COLLEGE CAMPUSES, DAY SCHOOLS, BAR/BAT MITZVAHS, SIMCHAS
050-875-5688 (FROM DIASPORA 972-50-875-5688)
OFFTHEWALLCOMEDY@YAHOO.COM
JOIN DAVID's COMMUNITY ON FACEBOOK
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Upcoming SHows
Click on the logo to Check out David's Comedy Writings at The Kibbitzer Magazine
David Kilimnick's Nursing Home and Assisted Living Shows
David shares humor and laughs with your residence.
Sunday - March 1 @ 8pm
Jerusalem - Off The Wall Comedy
Tickets & Information Click Here
Thursday - March 5 @ 8pm
Rochester, NY - Sabra Grill
Tickets & Information Click Here
Saturday - March 7 @ 8pm
Buffalo, NY - Kehilat Ohr Tzion Shul
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Sunday - March 8 @ 8pm
Toronto, ON - Yuk Yuk's
Tickets & Information Click Here
David shares humor and laughs with your residence.
Sunday - March 1 @ 8pm
Jerusalem - Off The Wall Comedy
Tickets & Information Click Here
Thursday - March 5 @ 8pm
Rochester, NY - Sabra Grill
Tickets & Information Click Here
Saturday - March 7 @ 8pm
Buffalo, NY - Kehilat Ohr Tzion Shul
Tickets & Information Click Here
Sunday - March 8 @ 8pm
Toronto, ON - Yuk Yuk's
Tickets & Information Click Here
David Hosts & Stars In
THE ISRAEL
COMEDY EXPERIENCE
what your tour guide didn't tell you
in Jerusalem
Sunday Nights @ 8pm
CLICK HERE FOR LISTINGS OF EVENTS & EVENTBUZZ TICKET SALES
King Solomon Hotel Jerusalem
32 King David St. (level R)
THE ISRAEL
COMEDY EXPERIENCE
what your tour guide didn't tell you
in Jerusalem
Sunday Nights @ 8pm
CLICK HERE FOR LISTINGS OF EVENTS & EVENTBUZZ TICKET SALES
King Solomon Hotel Jerusalem
32 King David St. (level R)
Funding David's Jewish Humor
ProjeCt
To Support & Partner in The Israel Comedy Festival, David's writings, podcasts, and to dedicate a new book of Israel and Jewish humor, new film-making, shows for communities, and creative Jewish content and education...
Support the Jewish Humor project that speaks to you, your dedication, and help bring the Jewish funny & identity to the masses...
Contact: 972(50)875-5688
offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com
Support the Jewish Humor project that speaks to you, your dedication, and help bring the Jewish funny & identity to the masses...
Contact: 972(50)875-5688
offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com
